iStillWearBelts

We all knew this day would come.

We did.

We knew that this once sweet and innocent child would be subjected to our world of social disillusionment.

And our world is about to invade her world. Get ready Montana.

Where you once smiled at a camera and carried on with your day, you will know be stirred to remind “TAG ME!!”

You once laughed at the funny… Hilarious joke your big brother made.  You will still laugh.  But then, after the laughing stops… Your status will change.

“is laughing.”

Get ready Montana.

You like being a human.  I know.

So please… Please, don’t be a Zombie.  Don’t be a Werewolf, a RattleDonkey, a Mummy or a Witch.

This world needs more humans.  Simple people. Be one of those.

And mobile uploads.  I don’t know if they are happening in Knoxville yet, but get ready.

Just like all the other natural disasters, you need a plan of action. Visualize the situation before it happens, and plan an escape.  Some hide.  Some shield their beautiful faces with a palm.  Some shield their ugly faces with a palm.  And some smile.  Cheekily.  I recommend the cheeky smile.  It’s like your saying “I know where this is going, and I embrace it.” - cheekily.

So… Montana… It is up to you now.

Will the number next to “Photos of Me” exceed 100 in your first week?  Will you still be a human in 7 days?  Will you enjoy a hilarious joke with a simple analog laugh?  A cheeky smile?

We will see.

And the world, Montana, is watching.